itsstuckyinmyhead

angel-and-hunters:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

WHAT IS GOING ON WITH THIS POST.

agentrodgers

spinneretsystems:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

timemistressofthetardis:

theodd1sout:

I cannot stress this enough, it’s the only requirement to be my friend. 

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This took a pleasant turn

so wait 
are you saying atheists have a weird belief type thing for spaghetti with eyeballs?
WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE EVEN MEAN IM REALLY CONCERNED AND CONFUSED  

It’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster, the deity of Pastafarianism.